A BRIEF HISTORY OF
Dad's Big Ideas
๐ Buying The House
The roof immediately needed replacing, it was hot for years as we were too broke for new AC units. We were also very housepoor which forced us to rent the basement.
๐ฅ 2nd Degree Black Persuit
Pursued boldly. Ended spectacularly. We don't need to get into specifics other than TKA is now my sworn enemy.
๐ฟ Master Bathroom Remodel
"I can do it in like... A month." โ Me, approximately 3 years before it was finished.
โ๏ธ The Airport Sign Incident
Picked up Mom with a big airport welcome sign. She did not find it sweet. Not even a little. Happy Anniversary!
AND NOW...
Dad's Latest GREAT Idea
Going All In On...
Retatrutide
(The next generation weight-loss drug representing a massive financial allocation shift)
THE CASE FOR
Why Retatrutide?
The GLP-1 Revolution
Retatrutide targets THREE receptors โ GLP-1, GIP, and glucagon. Phase 2 trials show up to 24% body weight reduction in 48 weeks.
The Investment Thesis
Obesity affects 40%+ of American adults. Eli Lilly stock has already 4x'd since Mounjaro launch โ Retatrutide approval is 2025โ2026!
THE GAMBLE
We Are Downsizing
We're making a change.
๐ก Come August, we'll be moving out of the house as we we make a relatively safe gamble on Eli Lily and their product, Retatrutide.
Is it a gamble? Sure but it could help us secure the dream house we've been wanting AND give all of you kids a change for home ownership down the line as you guys won't be able to make it without help.
LET'S BE HONEST
Pros & Cons of This Decision
PROS
- โข Lucas won't pay rent
- โข No formal chores
- โข Fresh start
- โข You guys are either in college or starting college soon so not the biggest deal
CONS
- โข Downsizing space
- โข Foreseeable future
- โข Some adjustment
- โข Mom has opinions
INTRODUCING
Our New Place
Charming. Cozy... Uh.. Good Enough?
(For now.)
While it's not 100%, this is what we've been looking at in terms of a temporary spot for the family. It has enough bedrooms, you guys can stay in your same schools etc.
And it's located in...
๐ฌ๐ง London, England
August 1โ4 & August 17โ21
- British Museum & Westminster Abbey
- Historic Borough Market & Covent Garden
- West End London Theatre Spectacle
Widescreen Base camp #1
Classic London Landmarks & Experiences
Hogwarts Castle & Sets
Warner Bros. Studios, Watford โ Hunt's Ultimate Dream Spot
- The Great Hall: Walk on the original York stone flags.
- Diagon Alley: Cobblestones and magical shopfronts.
- Scale Model: Stunning 1:24 masterwork build.
- Butterbeer: Toast delicious sweet cold wizard drafts.
Studio Wonders
Complete Cinematic Potter Immersion
Drift Limits Driving
Milton Keynes โ Real Cars, Searing Tracks
- Supercars: Race models built for speed limits.
- Sideways Drift: Controlled professional drifting curves.
- Instructors: Active coaching on racetrack runs.
- Adrenaline Peak: Ultimate surprise run for Dart & Hunt.
Milton Keynes Track
High-Octane Supercar Experience
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Glasgow & Scotland
August 4โ8
- Kelvingrove Museum Architecture & Galleries
- Dynamic Glasgow Live Music Scene & Historic Pubs
- Buchanan Street Shopping Promenade for Bambi
Misty Highlands
Lochs, Glens & Historic Valleys
Edinburgh Fringe & Glencoe
Arts Spectacles Meet Volcanic Glens
- Edinburgh Fringe: World's biggest arts gala โ 3,500+ shows.
- Majestic Glencoe: Historic green volcanic mountain ridges.
- Loch Lomond: Beautiful boat cruise & shoreline walking trails.
- Local Fare: Authentic haggis, cask ales & ceilidh dancing steps.
Edinburgh Castle
Fringe Festival
๐ซ๐ท Strasbourg, Alsace
August 8โ14
- Strasbourg Cathedral & La Petite France Canals
- Alsace Wine Route Riesling & Cheese Gastronomy
- Black Forest drive into Freiburg & Hasenhorn Coaster
Alsace Frontier
Gothic Cathedrals, Pretzel bakeries & Scenic Vines
Europa-Park: 2 Full Days
Germany's Premier Theme Park โ Golden Fun for Dart & Hunt
- Voltron Nevera: Brand new record multi-launch coaster.
- Blue Fire: Launch from 0 to 100 km/h in 2.2 seconds flat.
- Silver Star: Hyper-coaster reaching top heights and speeds.
- Zones: 17 detailed European country-themed sectors.
Europa-Park
Top-Tier Coasters for Thrill Seekers
Hasenhorn Coaster
Todtnau, Germany โ 2.8 km of Deep Alpine Curves
- The Track: Longest, most exciting alpine coaster in Black Forest.
- Controllable Sleds: Pull levers back to trigger maximum speeds.
- Freiburg Loop: Elegant shopping and cafe stops for Bambi.
- Scenic altitude: Breathtaking Black Forest pine valley views.
Hasenhorn Run
High-Altitude Gravity Gravity Sleds
Colmar & Wine Route
Fairytale half-timbered architecture โ Riesling & Pretzels
- Beauty & The Beast: Flowery storybook canals of Little Venice.
- Traditional Strolls: Explore Eguisheim and Riquewihr villages.
- Riesling flights: Crisp dry white wines for Mom.
- Local Treats: Fresh baked tarte flambรฉe and soft warm pretzels.
Little Venice Canals
Timeless Fairytale Architectural Beauty
Baden-Baden Thermal Baths
Roman Spa Luxury โ Absolute Healing Relaxation
- Hot Springs: Beautiful indoor and outdoor thermal mineral pools.
- The Kurhaus: Classic architecture casino grounds and Kurpark.
- Historic Retreat: Marlene Dietrich's celebrated luxury spa oasis.
- Midpoint recharge: The perfect family relaxation half-way.
Caracalla Pools
Soothing Mineral Thermal Spring Recharge
๐ฎ๐น Florence & Tuscany
August 14โ17
- Uffizi Art Gallery & Michelangelo's David
- Ponte Vecchio Sunset Skyline Strolls
- Bologna Day Trip Food Pilgrimage for Mom & Family
Renaissance Cradle
Chianti Vineyards, Ponte Vecchio & Pasta Heavens
Tuscany, Siena & Chianti
Cypress ridges & historic wine estates โ Chiantigiana Route
- Winery Lunches: Castello di Verrazzano / Tenuta Torciano.
- Classico Tastings: Premium Tuscan Chianti reds for Mom.
- Siena & Duomo: Walk the shell-shaped Piazza del Campo.
- Cypress Roads: Golden Tuscan sun rolling over vineyard hills.
Cantina Estates
Golden Sunset over Tuscan Vineyards
Bologna Day Trip
Quadrilatero Market Food Strolls โ Ultimate Gastronomic Trek
- Parmigiano Reggiano: Wheels of gourmet aged gold cheese.
- Charcuterie: Paper-thin Prosciutto di Parma & Mortadella.
- Aged Balsamic: Sweet vinegars inside historic wood barrels.
- Bolognese: Slow-simmered hand-rolled fresh Ragรน pasta.
Bologna Markets
True Slow Food Artisanal Craftsmanship
๐ฌ๐ง Back to London
August 17โ21 โ Finish Strong
- View Crown Jewels at the Tower of London
- Portobello Road & Shoreditch Vintage Shopping runs
- Blockbuster West End Musicals: Les Mis
Finale Base camp
Full family capture in London Stay #2
Everyone Loves a Good Map
Real map outlines showing exact Atlantic crossings and continental flights
Flight & Road Segments
- 1. London Arrival Aug 1
- 2. London โ Glasgow Aug 4
- 3. Glasgow โ Frankfurt โ Strasbourg Aug 8
- 4. Strasbourg โ Frankfurt โ Florence Aug 14
- 5. Florence โ London Aug 17
- 6. London โ Home Aug 21
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